Direct weirdness to you.

Finally.

Yeah! Like I said, finally. So, at the rate things are going with the internet and the "enshittification" of social media (like, ALL of it), I decided to turn towards the open-sourced world and the magic of NOT Wordpress, Ghost. I'm hosting it myself even because

Metroid Prime 4: It Could Have Been Incredible.

Note: I originally wrote this and posted it on my Ko-fi page on December 15th, 2025. I'm also making some edits to make it more good and less bad. Yes, I am a wordsmith and jealousy is erupting from every pore on your filthy body. There was a