Rob.coffee? What?

I don't know. I write about stuff I wanna write about. It'll likely be in the realm(s) of:

• Self-improvement (and my struggles)
• My worthless opinion on the state of things
• My musical journey with Psychostick and Gigarob
• Art stuff! Game stuff!
• Techie things. Like, I'm self-hosting this on an actual server that I control. Take THAT, sOciAl meDiA.
• The occasional review of a game or movie or shoelace.

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